Friday, January 28, 2011

SWB Energy (a new competitor for DTE Energy)

Worried about those high gas bills this winter? Sick of listening to your furnace run? Looking forward to summer when your utility bills are more affordable?

You've come to the right place! Sam Baron, owner, operator, and sole employee of SWB Energy wants to help! He is very concerned about homes being 'too warm' this winter and will gladly close every vent in your house. He will also fret about the possibility of duct work randomly poking up through the floor boards (I don't know anyone who has ever experienced this, but it is something he has thought about). His greatest joy is watching his father change the furnace filter. His idea of a field trip is touring the furnace room downstairs and examining where all of the ducts go from there.

I'd discuss his pricing, but I need to go open the vents back up. It's cold in here.

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