Long-winded

Bill loves to talk. Seriously. He does most of the talking at home. I know you don't believe me, but it's true.

Bill also has a tendency to make short stories long. I like to tease him about this, but his children have noticed too.

The other night, Bill was starting in on a story, when TJ cut him off with "Hurry up, hurry up."

Bill was surprised and said, "What?"

TJ looked bored and said, "What's the point?"

Granted, TJ was being rude. Bill wasn't even being long-winded. But I was still amused...

Sorry, Honey!