Friday, April 6, 2012

A note to my child

To whichever one of my dear children...

Who stuck the large googly eye to the door frame in the garage, I just want you to know that you nearly gave your mother a heart attack. I was just trying to put some trash and recyclables away and when I went back into the house through the back door, I was NOT expecting the wall to be looking back at me. The fact that you stuck the googly eye at my height made it even more unnerving. I think you may have taken off a couple years of my life.

I must admit, the reason I left the eye there was to see if your father ever notices it.

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