Nolan R. Baron, MD

I think Nolan has a future in medicine.

A little while ago he was playing outside. I heard him rattling the front door (not quite strong enough to open it yet by himself), so I pulled the door open. He came inside looking frantic. "Gotta go poopie!" I hustled him down to the bathroom and got him situated on the toilet. He looked at me with his sage four-year-old wisdom and says:

"The poop tried to come out, but I held it in. My bottom is strong, the poop is not."

So, proctologist, perhaps?

Or, maybe he'll specialize in women's health? I'm wearing a v-neck shirt today. Nolan keeps pulling it down to see what he can find. Ugh.